Now that 2015 is here, I feel sorta relieved. Like new beginnings, a chance to do things over. But I keep having this niggling feeling of unresolved issues from 2014. I mean, a number of things happened that we didn’t get answers to till the end of the year right. For example
What really happened in that elevator? Was there a tarantula on Jay Z only Solange could see and kill? Was it an argument over who is hosting thanksgiving? Or was it just a case of pure ogbanje?
Where is this Malaysian airplane? It couldn’t have just poofed into thin air.
Is there anything we can do about the menace called autocorrect? If you have ever gotten into trouble thanks to autocorrect, holla!
So who (or what) really hacked Sony?
I noticed I wasn’t nominated all year for the ALS ice bucket challenge…I’m not angry, just gonna start a challenge of my own. Balance a champagne glass on your butt. There.
In order to cope with my issues with 2014, I have decided to take the Queen Elsa route. And for anyone that decides to bring up your 2014 mistakes, break into a high pitch soprano (as annoying as you can make it)
Cheers beautiful people, here is to an amazing 2015!